- Empty parking lot– Open sign in full view at lunch.
- Full parking lot — building with no windows.
- Front door is cracked and covered with duct table.
- Overwhelming bleach (or marijuana) odor on entry.
- Lone waitress, barely legal to drive, is only waitstaff. Ginormous Cook in back doubles as bouncer.
- Laminated but delaming dining table with extensive burn marks.
- Menu marked with brown finger prints.
- Stale chips or bread.
- Sticky floor.
- Unreadable handwritten total on bill.
Tags: Humor, Restaurant review